Tina Fey on standards of beauty

I'm reading Bossypants by Tina Fey right now, which is such a great read, and I thought this passage was smart and appropriate and hilarious so I had to share it. 

This is Tina's "laundry list of attributes women must have to qualify as beautiful":

• Caucasian blue eyes
• full Spanish lips
• a classic button nose
• hairless Asian skin with a California tan
• a Jamaican dance hall ass
• long Swedish legs
• small Japanese feet
• the abs of a lesbian gym owner
• the hips of a nine-year old boy
• the arms of Michelle Obama
• and doll tits

I hope you enjoyed that as much as I did =).
<3 Claire

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